HEALTHY BUFFALO CHICKEN CHIMICHANGAS

10.21.2019

Do you know what season it is???? I’m going to take a break – just for a hot sec – from basic b*tch spooky szn to talk about football season. Ya know, like the only time it’s socially acceptable to drink a few vodka sodas limes at 11 AM?? It’s not only socially acceptable, but HIGHLY …

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TURKEY PESTO PINWHEEL

07.28.2019

Alright, ALRIGHT !! I FINALLY have joined the Pinterest pinwheel bandwagon. I’ve been pinning since the Pinterest became popular and I have had ~934,039 recipes pinned that I haven’t dabbled into… UNTIL NOW ! Well, I only made one Pinterest inspired recipe of the ~934,039, but its progress – right?? Recipe 1 high fiber wrap 1 …

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HOW TO MAKE AN EVERYTHING BAGEL W/O 10,000 GRAMS OF CARBS

05.26.2019

Wanna know what REALLY grinds my gears?? Well, you all know about my misophonia ( self ) diagnosis. Aside from me getting #triggered when someone loudly crunches on an apple, my gears REALLY get grinding when it comes to portion size – HEAR ME OUT. We ALL know that bagels are primarily a carb. And …

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LOW CARB PIZZA BAGELS FOR THE GIRL WHO LOVES BAGEL BITES

05.06.2019

MAMA MIA, LET’S TALK ABOUT PIZZAAAAA… BAGELS !! Picture little elementary school hails pulling a Forrest Gump and running home TURBO SPEED with a hot pink backpack strapped on, cheeks as red as roses, and wide, eager eyes. Little hails wasn’t excited to go to soccer practice after school, no. She was excited to walk …

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LOW CARB CARROT CAKE BAGEL

04.15.2019

I learned a few things last summer in NYC… ♡ Leaving your apartment with less than 2 bags is a RARITY ♡ A night out in the town is just as efficient in wasting $ as burning cash ♡ Union Square is the BEST place to people watch ♡ If you eat a NYC bagel, …

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